It feels like Christmas.
It feels like Christmas, but it’s not. Yet we’ve still been given the world’s greatest present.
Introducing William Frank Haschka; Will for short.
Born: 10.44 am on the 8/8/2013, clocking in at 3.175 kg, or the equivalent of 7 1lb bags of flour.
He responds well to brief. It was just the day before that I’d said it was pumpkin time, that the party was over. We marked the close of ‘Forty Weeks of Feasting’ when he advanced to the size of a round, large root vegetable with a pumpkin and chickpea curry.
And wouldn’t you know it, at exactly 12.01 am on the 8/8/2013, just one minute past the end …



